Final instalment of the Guild of Lert series. For other comics in the lert series see:
A lert assassin (guild of lert #1)
A lert knight – liberator of toilet roll hoards (guild of lert #2)
A lert minister – organizer of castle tours (guild of lert #3)
Evil microbe and the pastor (unfortunately the lert wasn’t here to save the day in this one)
After hearing about Dominic Cumming’s little jaunt up to Durham and visit to Barnard Castle I was dumbfounded. There was I thinking that Lerts fought evil microbes, protected hand sanitizers, modelled facemasks and generally led the fight against coronavirus. But I clearly missed an integral part of their job: organising castle tours. I’m dreadfully sorry, dear readers for this awful oversight.
As part of my apology to you for missing this most important part of their role, I’ve created a new illustration. Here I show the mighty Lert performing perhaps his most important role in the fight against Covid-19 – acting as a tour guide for castle visits. Please accept my sincerest apologies, readers, and, of course, Boris (I have failed you too). I hope this illustration makes up for my oversight.
This is the third in the Guild of Lert series. If you’re a lert yourself (or know someone else who is) then I recommend you check out the rest of the Lert series. Watch this space – Superlert and more coming soon.
Frustrated at the hoarders of toilet rolls out there? Then this one’s for you. The mighty Lert Knight slays the dragon, liberating the stash of toilet rolls from beneath the dragon’s claws. Merch now available – show your appreciation for the mighty toilet roll liberator with a t shirt or mug:
Introducing my latest project – a series of illustrations dedicated to the guild of the lert. No one knows quite how they do it, but somehow they are extremely successful at fighting their first nemesis – the evil microbe. The first In the series is the Lert Assassin. Enjoy.
Need more lerts in your life? The lert returns in ‘Toilet Roll Hoard’.
Unfortunately the evil microbe has also returned to wreak more havoc – this time in a church. See it’s latest dastardly scheme in ‘evil microbe and the pastor’.
T shirts and mugs now available – show your allegiance now:
