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A Lert Minister – castle tour guide (Guild of Lert #3)

Image showing a Lert dressed in a shirt in front of Barnard Castle

After hearing about Dominic Cumming’s little jaunt up to Durham and visit to Barnard Castle I was dumbfounded. There was I thinking that Lerts fought evil microbes, protected hand sanitizers, modelled facemasks and generally led the fight against coronavirus. But I clearly missed an integral part of their job: organising castle tours. I’m dreadfully sorry, dear readers for this awful oversight.

As part of my apology to you for missing this most important part of their role, I’ve created a new illustration. Here I show the mighty Lert performing perhaps his most important role in the fight against Covid-19 – acting as a tour guide for castle visits. Please accept my sincerest apologies, readers, and, of course, Boris (I have failed you too). I hope this illustration makes up for my oversight.

Guild of Lert

This is the third in the Guild of Lert series. If you’re a lert yourself (or know someone else who is) then I recommend you check out the rest of the Lert series. Watch this space – Superlert and more coming soon.

A lert assassin (Guild of Lert #1)

Toilet roll hoard (Guild of Lert #2)

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A Lert Assassin (Guild of Lert #1)

Image of bobcat dressed as an assassin jumping on an evil microbe

Introducing my latest project – a series of illustrations dedicated to the guild of the lert. No one knows quite how they do it, but somehow they are extremely successful at fighting their first nemesis – the evil microbe. The first In the series is the Lert Assassin. Enjoy.
Need more lerts in your life? The lert returns in ‘Toilet Roll Hoard’.

Unfortunately the evil microbe has also returned to wreak more havoc – this time in a church. See it’s latest dastardly scheme in ‘evil microbe and the pastor’.

T shirts and mugs now available – show your allegiance now:

A lert assassin t shirt
A Lert Assasin mug